Fuck Mario!

I had a Recession (capital R) dream last night. Well, in a roundabout way. It was a bit of a geeky one mind. I dreamt that some disgruntled ex-Nintendo employees released a low key, lawsuit-bating Wii game called 'Fuck Mario!'.

What would the plot of this game be, I wonder...



*Join Mario as he downscales his plumbing business, in the face of cheaper competition from Eastern Europe!

*Mario must find the right words to say, when laying off his brother and co-worker of many years... with hilarious consequences!

*Mario embarks on a No Win No Fee adventure, after slipping on a platform that "shouldn't have been there"

*Mario eats a bad mushroom.

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